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Friend and colleagues laughing at you? Feel inferior? Need a really big machine?? Of course you do!
http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2006/11/biggest-and-hungriest-machines.html

NEWS FLASH!!!

Giant stripes are taking over the world. Our only defense is to chew… Chew for your lives!!!!!!

Be especially wary of the sour one!