Deaconsworld » Weird

Aero = Jessica Simpson

Adam Deacon — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:01:19 +0000

Sorry about posting a link to another blog, but this made me smile. Aero is the technological equivalent of Jessica Simpson.

http://vistarapedme.com/2007/07/09/aero-jessica-simpson

Mummy, what’s Santa doing?

Adam Deacon — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 22:23:30 +0000

I got a great Christmas card today with a great stamp on it.
Now I might be wrong, but is that not Santa shitting down a chimney?

How to play an instrument the easy way

Adam Deacon — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:05:24 +0000

I promise I’m not just going to post videos to this site but I had to do this one for all those struggling musicians out there. Stop playing with your instruments and start learning to edit video

Wait till the piano comes in before you get bored!

Warning: do not search Yahoo! for ‘franchise’

Adam Deacon — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:56:16 +0000

NSFW!

Hmmm, If you’re bored then don’t search yahoo images for the work ‘franchise’. Why not? You’ll learn!

The best way to destroy your company

Adam Deacon — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 00:09:59 +0000

As you may know, I’m getting married soon and one thing that really annoys me is that when any company (like printers or caterers) hears the word “Wedding” their prices immediately treble. So, it was with great pleasure I read this story on The Register.

Apparently a Kiwi couple decided not to go ahead with a marquee hire from The Great Marquee Company, only to recieve the following e-mail:

Hi Steve, Thanks for your reply. Your wedding sounded cheap, nasty and tacky anyway, so we only ever considered you time wasters. Our marquees are for upper class clients which unfortunately you are not. Why don’t you stay within your class level and buy something from payless plastics instead. Kindest Regards Katrina Office Manager

The e-mail has ended up on bridal message boards worldwide and in hundred of mailboxes. Although the company has “apologised”, I somehow think it might hurt their profits a little bit.

My favorite bit of this whole story is that the evil employee who was fired after sending this e-mail, was apparently the CEO’s wife!

Big Machines!

Adam Deacon — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:02:10 +0000

Friend and colleagues laughing at you? Feel inferior? Need a really big machine?? Of course you do!
http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2006/11/biggest-and-hungriest-machines.html

Argghhh!!! They’re coming!

Adam Deacon — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:09:44 +0000

NEWS FLASH!!!

Giant stripes are taking over the world. Our only defense is to chew… Chew for your lives!!!!!!

Be especially wary of the sour one!